Thursday, June 09, 2011

Jumping the good ship, Newt.




I was just in the gym, and I was listening to everything from Ace Hood to Barry Manilow on my iPod. Now if that ain't mixed up and confused I don't know what is. But I am like that with my music, my food, and with people. Yes, people.



I like all types of different things and cultures. With all due respect to Forrest Gump; life should be like a bowl of gumbo, not a box of chocolate. Honestly, how can you grow as a human being if you just stay stuck in your own little corner of the trailer park, the housing project, or your gated community? You have got to at least try to emancipate your mind and open up to new horizons.



Which is why I am wondering about certain people tonight. You know the ones. They are always the first to be "color aroused", (thanks for that word, Francis) point fingers at the other side or at those people, and they lock in the hardest to the talking points given to them by the puppet masters who control their thoughts and their lives. Of course, while they are doing this, they always seem to fail to take control of their own miserable and pathetic lives.



It's always easier to point fingers than to look in the mirror. Sadly, when some folks look in the mirror, they never like what they see.



Now on to the man who "cheated on his wives for America." Newt, over the objections of his senior staffers, though he could take a little cruise in the middle of his campaign. (Who takes a vacation so early in his campaign?) Newt, as men tend to do at times, listened to his wife and not the folks running the campaign; so he set sail on the Mediterranean. And now those folks are gone. Poof! Just like that! No more campaign staff.



Poor Newt, I don't think he likes what he sees when he looks in the mirror. I don't think his wife does, either. Thank god for Tiffany & Co.



Finally, I wish these phony dumbocrats would stop calling for Weiner's head. Unless he broke a law he should stay right where he is. His constituents like him, and from the looks of the latest polls they want him back. So Mr. Weiner, screw those phonies in Washington and focus on the people who sent you there.



They previously supported law breakers and Bubba when the chubby brunette was wetting his whistle, they should support you.
























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Anonymous said...

OOOOOO THE PO PO IS LOOKING INTO WEINERS TWITTS WITH HIS UNDERAGED TWITTER GIRL FRIEND.

THIS SHOULD MAKE HIM A HERO OF THE LEFT.

The Purple Cow said...

Field, yeah I know it's tough. I never played at anything even approaching County level, so I can't even imagine what it's like.

Dylan says the track was appalling with very uneven bounce, but the Derbyshire boys were canny enough to bowl wicket-to-wicket and let the pitch do the work. Cheshire's bowlers tended to bowl either side of the wicket.

He's devastated, which is precisely what I was afraid of, and why I have such mixed feelings about this whole county experience. Of course you want your son to be the best he can be, 5000 kids tried out, and he was one of 13 who made it. But the stress - Jezus, it's a lot to put an 11-year-old through. The competition to succeed is just ferocious, his twin brother missed out at the very last stage of selection.

On the other hand, the fact that he's at county level means we won't have to pay a penny towards the cost of his university education - hoorah!!

uptownsteve said...

Ass-non dribbles

"You wish you could be half the man Allan West is. Why do strong black men totally emasculate guys like you?"

LOL!!!!

It never ceases to amaze me how the only blacks goobers like you admire are Toms who would sell their mamas to the Hell Angels for the weekend just for a pat on the head from a white racist.

"He is too well spoken?"

Better spoken than Barack?

"Too independant?"

puh-leeze. If West opposes the rightwing agenda in the slightest way he'll be right there with Michael Steele groveling for facetime on a cable network.

"Believes in personal responsibility and accountability,"

If that were the case, West would have accepted a sentence in Leavenworth for committing a war crime.

Instead, he made a deal to retire from the Army with full benefits and begin a life as a Rent-A-Negro for the Republican party.

GTFOOH!!!!

field negro said...

Good for him PC! Let him stick with it. Watch, he will bat a century next time. :) We might have the next Sir Garfield Sobers on our hands.

uptownsteve said...

Go LAC.

PilotX said...

"To say that kind of bull shows how Republicans will let any freak or geek run for office."

The best was when they tapped Keyes to run against Obama in the senate race. I guess they figured us negroes wouldn't know the difference. I'm still pissed at the Illinois GOP for that stunt.

Anonymous said...

Uptownsteve said:
"Or don't you think sleeping with underage male pages is a bad thing?"

Foley did NOT have sex with ANY of the pages.

PilotX said...

"Foley did NOT have sex with ANY of the pages."

Well then let's welcome him back to the House with all of his seniority restored. Sorry Mark.

Whitey's Conspiracy said...

Old seccesh Rick and a tom that even a whiteboy like me sees a tom whould actually be representative of the heart and soul of the republiklan tbaggers. I say go ahead and nominate that team; lets have a real choice this election time.

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