Saturday, October 21, 2017

CAPTION SATURDAY.



I need a caption for this pic.

Example: Mr. President, now I see why your hands are so small. I saw the video of you in Russia with those hookers, and this was about the size of what you are working with.  


*Pic from people.com

33 comments:

Cowboy Roy said...

"Donald Trump has had more beautiful women than the Field Negro has had hot baths."

Anonymous said...

"I'm ready for Englewood"

PilotX said...

Awwwwww, grampa is still playing dressup.

dinthebeast said...

My gun may be little, but the NRA still pays me a lot to pull it out.

-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...

Maybe they say bread tastes like moths or pumice. Maybe they eat the noble food, the meat that talks and has a name.

pterochromics said...

dinthebeast said...

My gun may be little, but the NRA still pays me a lot to pull it out.


- LOL!!!!!!!!!
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- That made me forget what I was even going to write, but it wouldn't have been anywhere near as good ;D
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Anonymous said...

"this is why I carry a firearm"

https://www.cbsnews.com/videos/string-of-tampa-shootings-sparks-fear-of-potential-serial-killer/

Anonymous said...

nra.org

JOIN TODAY!!

Anonymous said...

"this is why I carry a firearm"

Because you're a bitch?????

Anonymous said...

This here is the starting gun for the 2017 Lying Marathon. The goal is to tell as many lies as you can manage in a single week. The subjects are: dead soldiers, grieving widows, and uppity black congresswomen.

On your marks, get set ... LIE!

field negro said...

Wrong wingnut, Cowboy Roy.
It's not even close.
And FN doesn't have a billion dollars.☺

mike from iowa said...

Never understood why applause and attention whore Drumpf ever wanted a purple heart for avoiding applause from all the whores he bedded in his youth.

On a righter note, newly acquired Sinclair propaganda stations are reportedly pushing the HRC sold uranium for profit bullshit. You will be hearing about it much more in days to come. Maybe they think they can force HRC out of the Sec of State's job.

Moore needs a bazooka to penetrate his skull. That rinky dink piece won't do it.

Anonymous said...

Because you're a bitch?????
12:07 AM

How so??please explain in detail.

Anonymous said...

Moore needs a bazooka to penetrate his skull. 10:26 AM

Michael Moore the libtard hypocrite...no doubt.

anotherbozo said...

If you're the future, Mr. Moore, please just go ahead and shoot me.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
"this is why I carry a firearm"

Because you're a bitch?????
12:07 AM

Police officers carry firearms and so do members of the Armed Forces. What is your boggle???

dinthebeast said...

Perhaps not wanting to have to live in a constant, ongoing gunfight?

-Doug in Oakland

Loretta Lynch Mob said...

Incredibly corrupt: Obama DOJ was covering up for Hillary Clinton while spying on The Trump campaign:

http://video.foxnews.com/v/5621027947001/?#sp=show-clips

Anonymous said...

Chicago:

October to Date
Shot & Killed: 37
Shot & Wounded: 163
Total Shot: 200
Total Homicides: 41

mike from iowa said...

37 were shot and killed but there were 41 homicides? Riiiiiight.

Fake Noize bullshit from Judicial Watch is worth zero.

Anonymous said...

there are murders that aren't done with guns

mike from iowa said...

How many of these homicides didn't happen because Drumpfuck was sending in the government to stop them?

Anonymous said...

Police officers carry firearms and so do members of the Armed Forces. What is your boggle???
---------
Exactly the point. You're not a cop or a member of the military. Bitch.

PilotX said...

Field and/or TP, do you know any good reggae spots in London? I always wanted to hit Brixton is that still hot?

PilotX said...

http://www.noaa.gov/news/globe-had-2nd-warmest-year-to-date-4th-warmest-september-on-record

random said...

I'm a smurf hunter

Anonymous said...

Fake Noize bullshit from Judicial Watch is worth zero.
6:03 PM

all data from CPD with event #s.

VERITAS

Anonymous said...

Rahm Emmanuel is proposing a $4 911 fee per call in an effort to lower 911 calls to skew crime stats. Typical progressive lefty move.

PilotX said...


"Anonymous8:45 PM
Rahm Emmanuel is proposing a $4 911 fee per call in an effort to lower 911 calls to skew crime stats. Typical progressive lefty move."

Interesting, never heard that but make no mistake Rahm is no progressive lefty. He has a long relationship with the corporatist governor and isn't a friend of labor. But if true good find.

PilotX said...

From what I can find the tax is to make improvements to the emergency call center and is levied on mobile and land lines. No tax on 911 calls but I would love to see a source of that claim.
https://www.google.com/amp/www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/politics/ct-rahm-emanuel-phone-fee-increase-met-0602-20170601-story,amp.html


Lt.Commander Johnson said...

Yuk, yuk....do you even have a clue as to what a "starter pistol" is, field?

I suspect not.

Lt. Commander no johnson is a no serving bitch said...

Do you even know what it is to actually serve you no serving bitch?

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