Saturday, October 28, 2017

Caption Saturday.

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I need a caption for this pic.


*Pic from talkingpointsmemo.com

49 comments:

PilotX said...

Yeah you know in about 10 years I'll be grabbing ya right?

dinthebeast said...

"You're not scary, you're just a jerk."

-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...

Yes kids I tweet a lot but at least I didn't wish myself a happy bday to this future prez like my opponent did.....

Yīshēng said...

Next time, bring your mothers so I can grab their p*ssies.

Yīshēng said...

Posting the heart wrenching story of an author’s concern over raising a son in America:

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/oct/28/raising-black-son-america

Anonymous said...

Kid: "Hey, nice pumpkin! Let's carve a hole in the top for a candle!"
Trump: "OW!"

Josh said...

"Look, I'm not saying that your costume is terrible, but Baron's costume is fantastic. It's fabulous. It's the greatest costume in the history of Halloween. He's going trick-or-treating as Steve Banon, and his candy bag is uuyge."

random said...

Look at my big hands, say their bigger than yours

Anonymous said...

If that's a Halloween picture, then where are all the little spooks?

:D

Anonymous said...

'Spooks' is slang for negroes BTW, for all the slower-minded folk who browse this site.

Which basically is everybody here.

:D

Anonymous said...

YOU.

Anonymous said...

CAN'T.

Anonymous said...

STUMP.

Anonymous said...

THE.

Anonymous said...

TRUMP.

Anonymous said...

ON MONDAY THE WICKED SHALL FALL.

Faith_and_Fairness said...

“Mr. President, is it true Kellyanne Conway is living in a sewer as the IT Clown?”

Limpbaugh said...

Does anybody wanna see a pee pee tape?

Anonymous said...

Ok children, I've got a box of corn pops. Who wants to help me oppress the brown corn pops?

Anonymous said...

"Does anybody wanna see a pee pee tape?"

Doug loves those tapes and golden showers.

anotherbozo said...

"Look, you may have been changing into your costumes when I walked in, but believe me, I've seen it all before. Nice little ass, by the way."

Anonymous said...

I may have tricked your parents, but I gotta tell ya, I won't be making America great again, I gotta tell ya, when I'm done with it, it won't even be good. If you're still around in 8 years and Mike actually pardons me, let's go out. You remind me of Ivanka, complicit!

Anonymous said...

Please Mr. President could you tell the negroes to stay in their own neighborhoods to trick or treat.

mike from iowa said...

I grabbed her tit with my left maulie and shoved this thumb up her pussy. I am the greatest treat any woman ever had because of my yooge hands. If any of you repeat this, I will call you a liar in public. Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

Lance Cockstrong said...

Which one of you is Pickles? ...

Tales from the Crypt said...

"It was a dark and stormy night, 20 years ago today, right here at this desk, when President Clinton inserted a cigar into the vagina of a 21 year-old intern!"

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha

Trump is throwing a huge hissy fit on Twitter as the long arm of the law closes in on him and his goon squad.

And sycophantic Chris Christie is joining in on Trump's hysterical false victimhood. Perhaps the Outlaw Jersey Whale still believes he can get a job in the Trump Cabinet? That doesn't seem like the savviest plan. Ain't gonna be a Trump Cabinet for long if these are the last days of the Trump presidency.

It will be funny watching Trump squirm. The fat, evil bully is used to suing poorer people into submission with expensive attorneys, but he can't outlawyer his opponent this time. Mueller has effectively infinite resources.

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mike from iowa said...

Lewinski herself said she was 22. How old was Drumpfuck's 13 year old forcibly raped victim?

It's different for wingnuts cuz Drumpf gave her consent to her.

Anonymous said...

It's different for wingnuts cuz your allegations are bullshit, while ours are a matter of public record.

Fuck yourself with a corn cob, you piece of shit.

Anonymous said...

"Lewinski herself said she was 22"

Oh, then it's perfectly okay. Not like if she was 21.

mike from iowa said...

No numbnuts, Lewinski was an adult waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay above the legal age of consent to have sex with another consenting adult.

Clinton, unlike dirtbag Nugent didn't apply to be a 16 year old's adult guardian so he could bang her. No! You goofy fuckers are obsessed with who is sleeping with whom as long as that who or whom are Democrats. Consensual sex is not a crime. Statutory rape is. If not for death threats from right wingers, that girl who claimed to have been raped (and it was corroborated by an employee) Drumpf would be either hanging by his nutz with Dems leading the charge or deified by shit for brains and no morals wingnuts.

Move On said...

There's nothing wrong with the boss diddling the summer college help in his office during working hours, then lying about it and disparaging her character and questioning her sanity for two years until he was forced to admit it. Nothing at all.

you-know-who said...

Anonymous said...

"...the Outlaw Jersey Whale..."


- LOL! That's actually pretty funny ;)
-
- "I think I'll go down to Mexico...I think I'll tell him the war is over..."
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- I know, not related to coming up with a caption for the photo, but Oh Well
-

field negro said...

This is rare. But the first two comments in the comments section are #1 and #2.

Pilot and Doug holding it down. :)

you-know-who said...

- I was thinking something along the lines of "Little girls must never eat Halloween candy, or any treats, so they stay thin and pretty and grabbable", but it seemed funnier before I wrote it down ;)
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- I like Doug's, though, because I can actually imagine a kid saying something like that, because kids don't mince their words ;)
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mike from iowa said...

Want to piss of wingnuts, remind them of the dumbass dubya gun walking fiasco they dumped on Obama and call the Outlaw Jersey Whale Fat and Furious.

Anonymous said...

go suck a tailpipe mike

Lance Cockstrong said...

No White House for Chris Crisco ... Just White Castle ...

Yīshēng said...

PX ALWAYS comes up with good ones!!👍🏽

Anonymous said...

Limpbaugh said...
Does anybody wanna see a pee pee tape?
6:54 AM

Yes show it to us.....................

Anonymous said...

OOOh I get to touch little girls.
I'm not worried about it because by the time they're old enough and brave enough to tell on me,
I won't get to call them liars because I'll be long gone.

ha ha ha ha

Lt.Commander Johnson said...

Wow. Isn't that just odd. Pilot and Dougie get field's approval.

Your sister-in-law Queenie isn't included?

Anonymous said...

Jealous your dumb ass can't come up with a good line? Now go look for news on Jessica Chambers.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Limpbaugh said...
Does anybody wanna see a pee pee tape?
6:54 AM

wolf........wolf.......wolf.........

mike from iowa said...

Commandeered his participation trophy or he'll take his ball and go home.

Lt. Commander Pussy said...

He bitches about others instead of working to get better. Typical of a guy who never served a day in his life using a username of a military officer. What a pussy.

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