Saturday, January 10, 2015

CAPTION SATURDAY.

 
I need a caption for this pic.
 
 

57 comments:

LILAC THE REAL LILAC said...

Zimmerman to lawyer:
No don't worry, I'm fine! My eyes and mouth always twitch uncontrollably like this!

LILAC THE REAL LILAC said...

Zimmerman to lawyer:
No,no,no it's not a seizure. This always happens during sex and all my run-ins with the law!


Wesley R said...

How to get away with murder. Wink, Wink.

O.J. Simpson's future cellmate. Just like O.J., he can't sit down somewhere out of the public eye.

Yīshēng said...

Zimmerman: No worries Counselor, I got this!

Anonymous said...

Is this how Sarah does it?

LILAC THE REAL LILAC said...

hahaha! Yisheng and Wesley R

LILAC THE REAL LILAC said...

and anon 8:59 !

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, you're good. You shot a blah.

Faith_and_Fairness said...

Zimmerman Perfects the Goofy Look...

"Golly, sir!! Looks like I'm in puppy doo again. Ya think 3rd times the charm?"

Whitey's Conspiracy said...

"Sorry, But With Your Karma I Don't Want To Get Any Closer"

Anonymous said...

"Zimmerman: See, it helps my aim if I close one eye while shooting at black people who made the bad mistake of being in my neighborhood."

DIE, WHITE DEVILS!!! said...

Dickhead Don West to George Killerman:

"The prosecutors are gonna take a dive any minute now, rest easy; THE FIX IS ALL THE WAY IN!! HAHAHAHA!"
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@8:43P.M.
O.J. never killed anybody; Nicole, and Goldman were snuffed by the mob for trying to move into their cocaine business; And superskank Faye "Basehead" Resnick (miraculously) got out of the way just in time!

Google Mafiaoso JOEY IPPOLITO.

The whole thing was an "air-tight" frame manufactured by White Supremacist KuKluxKracker pig Mark Fuhrman and incompetent fake judge Lance Ito. All of White Amerikkka is satisfied with the lie to this very day!

Remember how sure you all were about the Central Park Five??

Limpbaugh said...

Mr. West. Exactly how many cockroaches does it take to spoil the spaghetti?

Anonymous said...

George, you are good to go. Do yourself a favor, stay out of trouble.

Anonymous said...

George, remember this rule of law of innocence:

"Always make sure all of your victims are Black."

If you will do this, you will always be free.

Republicans are Smarter said...

PilotX said...
"There are some fringe creationists in the Republican party, but almost all Democrats are liberal creationists who don't believe in evolution."

Dumbest post ever. No wonder he's a repub.
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I am a Republican because I am smarter than you.

Liberals don't believe in human evolution.

Ever since the first modern humans dispersed from the ancestral homeland in northeast Africa over 100,000 years ago, the populations on each continent have evolved largely independently of one another as each adapted to its regional environment. Because of these divisions in the human population, anyone interested in recent human evolution is almost inevitably studying human races, whether they wish to or not.

But Liberalism denies that there are any differences between races, even go so far as to deny that race is even a valid concept.

Race isn’t just skin deep. In fact, the visual differences between races are less significant than the behavioral. Evolution’s strategy for adapting to radically different environments is to keep the human body much the same but change the social behavior.

It's quite obvious that Africans and Europeans have different demeanors and abilities, yet modern Liberalism insists that these two groups must have identical outcomes both in achievement and in failure and that this equality of conditions must be enforced by the government.

Liberals deny human evolution; they believe that despite 3,000 generations of being apart, all human minds are exactly the same. They are creationists who demand that we embrace falsehoods in defense of the Liberal belief system, thereby leading us away from the scientific truth.

We are all equal as human beings, but different in abilities and desires. Radical liberal equalitarianism, which labels these differences as injustice is a war on truth.

Anonymous said...

@ Republicans Are Smarter:

You make sense and I've often wondered about that also as I've always had an interest in anthropology.

The different physical qualities seen are also in order to adapt to environment.

For example in Middle Eastern people the nose is generally more hooked and larger/longer, so that the fine sand particles that make it through the head and face cloth can be filtered before entering the lungs. Also in the desert at night the longer nostrils have more surface to heat the air to body temp before it enters the lungs which is a bodily necessity. Just as one example.

But as for cultural, my thoughts are that doesn't mean that given the same opportunity in a different environment, any person from any place can adapt up or down as the case may demand,and rise to the occasion.

It's when the social and economic circumstance are manipulated and made unequal that there is difficulty in adaptation.

Just my two cents.

Anonymous said...

Lilac, we know you are from Iran, living in PR, pretending to be pro-FN.

Anonymous said...

Just got a call from your father. The 'fix' is in.

Anonymous said...

Very funny hahaha! But no I am Middle Easterner (not Irani)like one fifth and the rest is other nationality's but it doesn't matter for I am great! and that's all that matters.

*runs away making the ululating sound used in cheering and war *

Josh said...

Careful, Jew. This is how I aim.

Republicans are Smarter said...

lilacpr2000 said...
It's when the social and economic circumstance are manipulated and made unequal that there is difficulty in adaptation.
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I would argue that the manipulation is coming from those who argue from the standpoint of "social justice".

From A Troublesome Inheritance: Genes, Race and Human History, by Nicholas Wade:

African populations have not gone through the same Malthusian wringer that shaped the behavior of the European and East Asian populations. Between 1200 and 1800, the English, adapting to the harsh pressures of an intense agrarian economy, became less violent, more literate and more willing to save for the future. In Africa, population pressure has long been much lower than in Europe and Asia …

Europeans have been adapted by evolution to meet European cultural requirements. There was a very high level of executions in the Middle Ages and Renaissance era that removed the most violent criminals from the population.

European cultures tried to keep population below the famine level by inculcating the sexual restraint and romantic choosiness conducive to relatively late marriages, while East Asian cultures cultivated grinding work ethics. In most of tropical Africa, however, the infectious disease burden was so lethal that dense populations could not be achieved due to epidemics. So the population could not form cities, nor even fully farm the countryside. The big danger in Africa was not Malthusian overpopulation, but underpopulation, which may account for persistent differences in sexual behavior.

Not surprisingly, each continent’s culture seems to have bred people befitting its environment, and their traits live on in their descendants in modern America.

Of course humans are very adaptable and most individuals can successfully navigate the requirements of whatever culture they find themselves in, to greater or lesser degrees. However, when you look at large groups, obviously there are going to be significant differences in how they do.

If you deny these differences, if instead you label it as an injustice that must be remedied, you will cause more harm than good.

Knowledge is usually considered a better basis for policy than ignorance.

Anonymous said...

Dear Lilac, how old are you? and please post a photo of yourself. People would like to know what a middle-easterner, PR and African looks like.

Lt. Commander Johnson said...

Show me that bitch who parks herself at the prominent position on every State Of The Union Address, and takes a TAX-Payer paid drive with a limousine ride from her house to two blocks to her tax-payer office.

Anonymous said...

@Republicans are Smarter 12:41:

Very interesting and I agree with certain ponts of this except for the over all sense that I'm getting that certain groups are just smarter than others. I really can't subscribe to that theory because of the situations of colonization etc that have occurred.

When Castro took over Cuba he made it a point to educate the black underclas and made them into doctors and other professionals. They were also trained by the Russians with equally good results if not better.

When King Leopold took over the mines of Africa he was very sadistic, cutting off the hands and feet of the toddlers so they could not liberate themselves. I'm sure you have read of this barbary.

I cannot believe that these situations would not affect a people in a very negative way.

So I feel one must look at all angles before declaring these theory's to be scientific facts.

This is a very interesting conversation and I will look into that book. But unfortunately it is 3:30 am here and I must get my beauty rest. :) So good night all until tomorrow God willing,

Anonymous said...

@ Anon 1:26 am
I will try to post a pic on my blog either tomorrow or the next. You tell me how old I look! or rather what my age is hehehe:)

Good night!

Limpbaugh said...

Don't worry. Donations from Fox News viewers will cover the bill.

Anonymous said...

Freedom or equality, choose one.

The Fixer said...

I am a Republican because I am dumber than you.

There, fixed it for ya.

The GOP said...

Republicans are Smarter said...

I agree with everything Louie Gohmert says because he's smarter than you:-P

So is James Inhoff and Rep. Braun who says evolution is a lie straight from the pits of hell. To be sure Rep. Braun is on the science committee so obviously us Republicans are very smart.

Anonymous said...

Hey look it's the spanish guy who whacked the black thug on drugs who was trying to kill him.

Funny Negroes think he's White somehow.

California Girl said...

"I'm not really a rascist, misogynist, murdering asshole . . . I'm just exerting my right to defend myself." (wink wink)

ctrl+halt+del said...

"He is what we thought he was, and we let him off the hook!"

Gzim's facial expression says it all... the left side anger and the right side contempt.

"Ain't it funny how the way feel shows on your face." EWF

Joder La Resistencia said...

The Z-man-I'm glad field and the liberal media turned me white.

Being white has its perks. I only wished i had turned white sooner.




Bill said...


List of leaders attending Paris rally

EUROPE:
French President Francois Hollande
German Chancellor Angela Merkel
British Prime Minister David Cameron
Italian Prime Minister Matteo Renzi
Spanish Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy
Romanian President Klaus Iohannis
European Commission president Jean-Claude Juncker
European Parliament president Martin Schulz
European Union president Donald Tusk
Nato secretary general Jens Stoltenberg
Polish Prime Minister Ewa Kopacz
Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt
Belgian Prime Minister Charles Michel
Dutch Prime Minister Mark Rutte Greek Prime Minister Antonis Samaras
Irish Prime Minister Enda Kenny
Portuguese Prime Minister Pedro Passos Coelho
Czech Prime Minister Bohuslav Sobotka
Slovakian Prime Minister Robert Fico
Latvian Prime Minister Laimdota Straujuma
Bulgarian Prime Minister Boiko Borissov
Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban
Croatian Prime Minister Zoran Milanovic
Luxembourg Prime Minister Xavier Bettel
Maltese Prime Minister Joseph Muscat
Slovenian Prime Minister Miro Cerar
Swedish Prime Minister Stefan Lofven
Finnish Prime Minister Alexander Stubb
Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko
Swiss President Simonetta Sommaruga
Kosovo President Atifete Jahjaga
Albanian Prime Minister Edi Rama
Turkish Prime Minister Ahmet Davutoglu
Norwegian Prime Minister Erna Solberg
Georgian Prime Minister Irakli Garibachvili
Russian foreign minister Sergei Lavrov
Austrian foreign minister Sebastian Kurz
NORTH AMERICA:
US attorney general Eric Holder
Canadian public safety minister Steven Blaney
MIDDLE EAST:
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and foreign minister Avigdor Lieberman
Jordanian King Abdullah II and Queen Rania
Palestinian Authority President Mahmud Abbas
United Arab Emirates foreign minister Sheikh Abdullah bin Zayed al-Nahayan
Qatari Sheikh Mohamed Ben Hamad Ben Khalifa Al Thani
Bahrain foreign minister Sheikh Khaled ben Ahmed Al Khalifa and Prince Abdullah Ben Hamad al-Khalifa
AFRICA:
Malian President Ibrahim Boubacar Keita
Gabonese President Ali Bongo
Niger President Mahamadou Issoufou
Benin President Thomas Boni Yayi
Tunisian Prime Minister Mehdi Jomaa
Algerian foreign minister Ramtane Lamamra


http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/europe/List-of-leaders-attending-Paris-rally/articleshow/45843350.cms?

The president of the United States is not attending.

Flashback-
The Future Must Not Belong To Those Who Slander the Prophet of Islam
http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2012/09/25/remarks-president-un-general-assembly

Bill said...


A day of precedents and firsts as world leaders gather for an expected million-strong freedom march in Paris
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/world-leaders-gather-for-freedom-march-in-paris-as-million-expected-at-rally-9970512.html

World leaders minus President Obama.
Minus Vice President Joe Biden
Minus Secretary of State John Kerry

I wonder what the world thinks of Obama not attending?

The Future Must Not Belong To Those Who Slander the Prophet of Islam
http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2012/09/25/remarks-president-un-general-assembly

ctrl+halt+del said...

@942a

"Ain't it funny that the way "YOU" feel shows on your face." h/t EWF.

The Purple Cow said...

"I wonder what the world thinks of Obama not attending?"

Since when did you ever give a fuck about what the world thinks about anything?

Bill said...


The Purple Cow said...
Since when did you ever give a fuck about what the world thinks about anything?


That's pretty funny coming from a socialist.

Peleus said...

"I wonder what the world thinks of Obama not attending?"

Obama is smart for not attending; this rally will be a steaming pile of nothing. No one will even admit that Islam is to blame, no one will even stop to wonder if mass immigration from a non-assimilating culture that is hostile to your ideals and way of life is such a good idea.

Ever since George W. Bush refused to name the enemy and instead declared war on their technique, the West hs been unable halt the advance of radical Islam.

History never ends. This was never a war on "Terror", this is a war between two cultures who have been at it for 1,400 years. Just because one side won't admit doesn't mean the other side will stop.

The refusal of Western leaders to let reality compete with ideology will have tragic consequences for the peoples of Europe.

The Purple Cow said...

"That's pretty funny coming from a socialist."

I'm offering a €10 prize for anyone who can work out what Dimbulb-Bill is trying to say with this one.

Answers on postcard please to the usual address.

Bill said...


Jake Tapper, CNN

“I would add, and I don't mean it as a criticism of the Obama administration BUT as an American, I do wish we were better represented in this beautiful procession.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FJME4bD6jQ#t=183

Anytime sentences start off with "I don't mean it as criticism of Obama" the truth is being spun.
Anyone with any knowledge of Statement Analysis knows that everything before the word "but" is meaningless.


If not the Obama administration, which world leaders from America did Jake Tapper think should have been representing America?

Bill said...


The Purple Cow said...

"That's pretty funny coming from a socialist."

I'm offering a €10 prize for anyone who can work out what Dimbulb-Bill is trying to say with this one.


You also believe that other people can figure out what you can't?

Interesting admission PurpleCow.

PilotX said...

I think it's appropriate the America's top cop was there.

Bill said...


PilotX:Freeing slaves from the Republican plantation since the 70's said...
I think it's appropriate the America's top cop was there.



It appears he couldn't make it.


As world leaders march in Paris, US represented by ambassador
...
US Attorney General Eric Holder, who was in Paris Sunday to attend a meeting of interior and justice ministers discussing measures to combat jihadist attacks, was meant to have participated in the rally according to the White House on Saturday, but did not do so, the US embassy in Paris confirmed.

The embassy did not say why Holder did not attend the march. It said the United States was represented in the huge rally by its ambassador to France, Jane Hartley.

http://news.yahoo.com/world-leaders-march-paris-us-represented-ambassador-192240532.html

At least Ambassador Jane Hartley was available.

President Obama on Friday nominated Jane Hartley, a top campaign fundraiser and former Carter administration official, as the United States' next ambassador to France.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2014/06/06/nancy-hartley-ambassador-france/10081391/

Representing the United States on the world stage is someone that helped collect $$ for Obama's campaign.

I agree, America's top cop would have been a better choice than a campaign fundraiser.

Anonymous said...

I have a serious question for 'everyone' on FN, including Bill and Kinky:

Do you believe we are losing the war with Islam or not? I mean, Bin Laden wanted a religious war between Islam and the Judeo-Christian religion.

I don't know about you, but it sure looks like it's headed that way, if not already here.

FP, your insightful wisdom on this matter would be greatly appreciated.

I mean, Al-Quatar, ISIS and Islam seem to be getting stronger, not weaker. And Islam remains silent, but appears to support the Jihad movement by their silence.

God help us if/when Islam Jihadists come to America. They may already be here. They seem to pick and choose when to hit without giving a clue.

The other scary thing is Islam seems to be growing in members right here in America. Remember Oklahoma? The beheadings?

Are we like France? unable to stop them?

FP, is there something in the Scriptures about this? For the life of me I don't know why our ministers aren't speaking about this? This is serious stuff.

Anonymous said...

lilacpr2000 said...
@ Anon 1:26 am
I will try to post a pic on my blog either tomorrow or the next. You tell me how old I look! or rather what my age is hehehe:)

Good night!

2:27 AM
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Thank you! Please let me know when you post the photo. I am so very anxious to see you.

Is there anyway you can block Kinky from seeing you? I mean, can this be an all Black thing?

I read somewhere that a brother developed an app that blocks racists. We are really getting pretty advanced in our technology.

Maybe Field and PC can help with this? Come to think of it, Bill should be blocked out also....

but not WC or Cali Girl. Those two prove that there is very little, if 'none', in CA.

Does anybody know where Kinky is from, MS? What about Bill?

Anonymous said...

Field, when you pay your bill, there will be an upgrade in Anons. Until then, the shit is just going to get worse.

field negro said...

Actually Mr. Anon Inc. your peeps had some great captions and comments today. Things started going downhill with Bill and his idiotic comments about the president not attending this beautiful march in Paris.

I am sure thst the Secret Service would have just loved it if the president (all 6" plus of him) was leading that march with other works leaders.

Bill, u are really starting to let your wingnuttry get the better of you.

Nidal Hassan said...

Obama has nothing to fear from Muslims. He's the one who has promised them the future.

Bill said...


field negro said...
I am sure thst the Secret Service would have just loved it if the president (all 6" plus of him) was leading that march with other works leaders.


Is that the reason for not sending biden?

John kerry?

It seemed pretty safe for all those other world leaders.

Strange you think Obama would be in danger in Paris but not other leaders.

You do know this is Paris France and not Paris Texas right?


Bill, u are really starting to let your wingnuttry get the better of you.

You keep saying it, I keep asking, you keep ducking...
Besides for mocking dumbocrats, why do you think I'm a rethuug? Me being pro choice, pro gay marriage, pro drugs put me in the rethug party?

Seriously?

I understand why you have to label me a rethug.

The bushbots had to label me a dumbocrat for speaking out against bush.

focusedpurpose said...

"I need a caption for this pic."

_______________

UNIVERSAL LAW:

KJV Proverbs 10:10- He that winketh with the eye causeth sorrow: but a prating fool shall fall.

Anonymous said...

"You'll shoot your eye out, kid."

Unknown said...

AmeriKKKa, welcome your Thug!

Anonymous said...

George meets Walter

Anonymous said...

Purple drank is bad for you....

Anonymous said...

after Trayvon tried to smash my head in with that piece of concrete(suppressed evidence),I controled my breathing and got good trigger control...