Thursday, October 30, 2008

Mr. Morton, you don't need an infomercial; just hire me.


My friends by now I am sure that you all have heard about al Qaeda's latest video tape wishing for an Obama victory. Yes my friends, those very people who seek to destroy us, are now openly cheering against the party of true patriotism and our forefathers. They are hoping that we will lose these upcoming elections for the heart and soul of our great country.

My friends, don't let this happen; on November 4th we can all be proud Americans again, and we can send a message to our Muslim enemies and their sympathizers. I am so proud of my friends in Texas, because they have not believed the lies perpetrated by the Obama worshipers in the main stream media.

But my friends, this is our country, we vote here, not al Qaeda. They tried to kill us, and now they want to "humiliate" us by encouraging you to vote for the cut and run party, led by a man who refuses to show us his birth certificate or his medical records. What is he afraid of?

Next Tuesday let's show al Qaeda what America thinks of their little video taped infomercial for Obama.

My friends, the real infomercial yesterday came from Abu Yaha al-Libi, not Barack Obama. That is what America should have been watching, and listening to; not Barack Hussain Obama. We have heard enough of his ---not proud to be American ---speeches, and his empty promises. It's time take our country back.

I don't know about you folks; but its "morning in America" from where I sit. We are still the greatest country on earth. A country where we are guided by our faith, and not the tyrannical hand of the state or the shallow cult of personality.

I am in the wrong business.


Anonymous said...

Nice job 'My friend".

Javier said...

As I read the text "his" infomercial I could almost here McCain's voice in my head. LOL

Jody said...

Sadly, this is the crazy crap that has been thrown around for the last year and a half. On a side note...

The law suit filed in federal court here in Philadelphia demanding that Obama produce his birth certificate and alleging that Obama is not a US citizen was tossed by a federal judge last friday. And now, one of the attorneys in my building plans on filing an ethics complaint with the Bar against the lawyer who filed it. He has filed previous frivolous complaints. Time for him to hang up his law practice. No one deserves it more.

Anonymous said...

Unbelievable, incredible and now I sound like those kids from the Little Rascals series. I probably have enough imagination to link Lee Harvey Oswald with Barack Obama.

Anonymous said...

Field - You missed your calling. :-)

I think if Obama can pull this off (hope hope hope hope), he should put McCain and Palin under house arrest and make them listen to their campaign lies at full volume 24/7 for the next four years. Actually listening to Palin for ten minutes would make me crack.

Mr. Noface said...

Like J, I could actually hear (and see) McCain speaking, in my head. You even got the right amount of "my friends" tics to make it seem believable. You are indeed in the wrong business.

Hugh O'Donnell said...

Playing on the ignorance of people is a low, low political tactic.

I've sent money, called people, and, although I'm not a religious person, but I'm gonna start PRAYING that Obama wins!

Keep kicking butt, Field.

s. douglas said...

I knew Obama was a terrorist, and this confirms it.

I'll spread the word. I don't think the Wingnuts know.

field negro said...

Jody, I know Mr. Berg. He has practiced in my courtroom a time or two. That's all I will say.


"Actually listening to Palin for ten minutes would make me crack."

gwpriester, that's nine more minutes than I can.

glory said...

You just trying to keep your clothes on 'cause it's getting cold outside, Field.

Anonymous said...

"Poll finds 23% of Texans think Obama is Muslim"

What can I say? That kind of disconnect from the reality-based community is one of the reasons I left Texas just as soon as I could. That and the climate.

Anonymous said...

My friend, you should have had this backbone and gall when Bush smeared you in SC in 2000, now, its just a pitiful old man with a nurse maid who is doing all she can to smear what little reputation you have left.

Did he ever find Joe the Plumber? Or is he in Nashville cutting is country album?

Anonymous said...


"A growing number of voters have concluded that Senator John McCain’s running mate, Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska, is not qualified to be vice president, weighing down the Republican ticket in the last days of the campaign, according to the latest New York Times/CBS News poll.

"All told, 59 percent of voters surveyed said Ms. Palin was not prepared for the job, up nine percentage points since the beginning of the month. Nearly a third of voters polled said the vice-presidential selection would be a major factor influencing their vote for president, and those voters broadly favor Senator Barack Obama, the Democratic nominee.

"And in a possible indication that the choice of Ms. Palin has hurt Mr. McCain’s image, voters said they had much more confidence in Mr. Obama to pick qualified people for his administration than they did in Mr. McCain."

Bob said...

Elizabeth Dole is so desperate she called her Sunday school teacher opponent "godless." That ought to be something to shrug off, but it's North Carolina, & a lot of Democrats down there won't vote for a heathen. Kay Hagen brought suit for defamation of character. The lies in this election are outrageous, but at least Democrats are fighting back. They learned from John Kerry not to let this crap slide.

Anonymous said...

"All told, 59 percent of voters surveyed said Ms. Palin was not prepared for the job..."

...and the other 41 percent just giggled when asked the question.

Kay Hagan gave Liddy Dole one of the biggest rhetorical ASS WHOOPINS in US political history in response:

RiPPa said...

You're in the wrong business alright. You should do comedy.

Anonymous said...

Dear Field,
Please post details on where and when you do the victory run. If it's private could you post a video.

A fan

GrannyStandingforTruth said...

BTW,those GOP folks talking about Obama's birth certificate. McCain wasn't born in the United States, he was born in Panama. Is Panama a state of the United States, or was it just invaded by the United States and controlled by it? Wasn't he born there before they invaded it?

I heard Palin talking about Obama wants to change the constitution, that almost made me puke, because that lying hiefer knows that it is the other way around. McCain and her are the ones that want to make changes to constitution and that's not all they want to do.

Another thing, I'm sick of hearing is that Obama hasn't been tested, or he hasn't been scrutinized by the media, or we don't really know Obama. For once, I wish they would just quit lying so much and just admit that they don't want a black man in the White House.

The media has used a fine tooth comb, and scraped down to the fine hairs on Obama's body trying to fine something negative to say about him. Anyone with common sense can see and knows that. It don't take a rocket scientist to figure that one out.

I'm sick of hearing Obama is radical. Radical is code word for troublemaker. They used to label black folks communist and radicals, they called MLK a communist, which is some of J Edgar Hoover's the in the closet negro's mess.

I'm sick and tired of them trying to label Senator Obama a terrorist and this scary black man that's somehow unAmerican. In the first place the government does a thorough background investigation on all government employees, that's the purpose of fingerprinting them. He wouldn't even be in the Senate or been a State Senator if he was a terrorist, because some information they have to deal with is classified information, and you have to be cleared for that. That's done when you first filled out those applications.

I'm sick of hearing about Joe the Liar too. I willing to bet that Joe is in some type of white supremacist organization, and also, that cop on the sidebar as well. Every single word that came out of Joe's mouth was a lie, and McCain and Palin are praising and holding him up like he is some model citizen, a hero, or some great person who has made an outstanding contribution to society, but in reality he is nothing but a lying azz, tax evader. Wow, that sure says something to me about McCain and Palin's values--they have none.

field negro said...

"Joe the Liar". Granny, that'sa great name for our boy.

"All told, 59 percent of voters surveyed said Ms. Palin was not prepared for the job..."

...and the other 41 percent just giggled when asked the question."

Wrong rippa, ernesto should be in the comedy writing business. That was some funny stuff.

glory, please don't remind me:(

Anonymous said...

Field I just listened to your interview with Kevin Ross! Why does he imply that African-Amnerican don't have family values (Barack reading to his children) Most blacks are very conservative by nature. Many blacks I know have high morals and values which the Republican party could give a damn about! Why? White Supremacy. The democratic party is more inclusive, until that changes blacks will not vote for them in mass, period.

Other than that your interview was good.

La♥audiobooks said...

"I am in the wrong business"

Nope. That's being a typical lawyer. You think you're so slick trying to back out that naked run by helping those wackos with ammunition. That's what this whole "spoof" is really about. (Tis ah Caribbean woman I is, yo kyant fool me).

Field, you have me really worried though, you need to sip more of the O-laid just in case. I'm watching you.

Anonymous said...

granny- joe is a white supremacist? whos the racist?

i didn't vote/want chilton/kerry/gore does that make me a racist?

sharon- i was right the other day it was 537 votes nation wide....if going to call someone wrong i suggest YOU check your facts!!!

And good news!!! McMan is down 3.5 w/tradtional voters(ones that always vote)and thats with a +-4%

and with your boy out spending him....your boy don't stand a chance on tues....LOL he should be ahead by 10-20 by now and everyone of you know it!!!!

have a GREAT'll be your last with your boy in the weekend he'll be a thing of the past :)

Hawa Bond said...

I watched Good Morning America today. McCain made a statement that I had to feature in the sidebar of my blog:

Sarah Palin has more experience than Joe Biden and Barack Obama put together.

Senile or desperate?

Joe the Liar (thanks Granny) also made the following statement:

I'm voting for a real American, John McCain.

The "real American" reeked of the racist bullsh*t the GOP spread to incite fear of the "Black man."

This ish is getting old.

gsutiger2 said...

Good job Field!

Anonymous said...

538. Dc gets a vote. only time they do, sorry dc.

"no taxation without representation!"

gsutiger2 said...

how can i chat live with the blogtalkradio? Also I cant find the direct website!!

Anonymous said...

Granny, MLK *used to be* a communist. Now he was a Republican. Ain't revisionist history grand?

Kit (Keep It Trill) said...

Heck, Field, I think you're shooting too low.

McCain - Field Negro 08!

Sharon from WI said...


But the problem is that Al Queda endorsed McCain earlier this month.

vanishing point said...

Field, I made a Halloween cartoon for you. Thanks for the inspiration.

Anonymous said...

hey, i got an idea field....why don't you do an artical on rev wright and how he's not a racist and your boy didn't really go to his church......that would be good and bring this country together llike your boy wants soooo badly?????


Anonymous said...

What the heck is up with that radio show automatically playing?

That's rude. Change the setting on that would you?

field negro said...

anon.1:19PM, I know I have to do the whole naked run this if the O man loses. But tell me; what the heck are you going to do?

Okay la~incognita, you got me:)

McCain - Field Negro 08!

kit, how many votes do you think we could get? Do you think we could win Alaska?

evita, angry much? Sheesh!

Blame that audio on my republican buddy, Keving Ross, from his blog talk show.

I will try to leave a link for Kevin's show without the audio coming through.

Karen said...

you're a goofball.

Anonymous said...

Hi, I'm Barak Obama and I want to spread YOUR wealth around so that YOU can take care of MY Aunt who lives in the slums and my brother who lives in a hut!

GrannyStandingforTruth said...

anonymous 8:55:

"granny- joe is a white supremacist? whos the racist?"

Whelp, that was an easy question to answer, JOE THE LIAR, Palin, McCain, Delay, Rove, Hannity, Ailes, Rupert, etc. Now, if you need some more names, just give me a hollar, and I'll be more than happy to supply you with some more.

BTW, you need to leave that caffeine alone, because it's making you mighty nervous and irritable. Although, I can understand why, because your BOY McCain and Palin don't have a wing and prayer of winning this election. We the people are speaking out and standing up against your lies and corruption. Oh, if you think cheating is going to work this time around, you'd better think again. As for being surprise, yup, the surprise is coming, but sorry it won't be coming from your lying camp.

GrannyStandingforTruth said...

I just thought about that lying heifer the Parrot with Lipstick stood up behind that podium and told a big bald face lie that insults people's intelligence. The Parrot with Lipstick said, "I don't wear my wedding ring because it hurts when people shake my hand."

Now, the thing is that people wear their wedding ring on their left hand, not their right. People shake hands with their right hand, not their left. One of my sons and a grandson are both left-handed, and they don't shake with their left hand, they shake with their right hand, and so do other left-handed people. That is really insulting to people's intelligence as small as it is, but then the Parrot with Lipstick is a small-minded person.

Anonymous said...

cheating??? hey gran can you say acorn???

and correct me if i'm wrong but a racist is someone who hates because of race sex or religion....i didn't relize it meant someone who disagrees with you????

as far as whos goning to win....who knows at this point ....which is exactly my point, like i said your boy has out spent mcman AND still depending on who you listen to is bearly or not in the if America is truly ready for change like you all say why isn't your boy smoking the old man?????

GrannyStandingforTruth said...

la incognita:



Can I listen to a tape of that program that you were on, on online? If so would you tell me how, please?

Anonymous said...

and someone PLEASE explain to me why i should let your boy spread my money around taking care of others when he doesn't even take care of his own family?????

GrannyStandingforTruth said...

anonymous 6:36:

Oh, so now you got amnesia, huh? You know as well as I do why some people are not voting for him, but since you won't to play this childish game, racism wouldn't have nothing to do with it, now would it? After all of those klan hate rallies that Palin and McCain are holding trying to incite violence, a child could figure that out. "Out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaks." Haven't you learned that lesson yet?

BTW, Acorn was not cheating and you know it, more than one Attorney General stated that on the NEWS plain as day, but I guess, you were so busy being hoodwinked by McCain and Palin, with your selective hearing that you blocked that out. Anyone with common sense would know that those folks that filled out the phoney voter registration forms, can't vote on election day, and until they do, it's not voter registration fraud, and THAT'S the LAW!

Now, what I call cheating is going to the voter booth and hitting Obama's name and it flips over to McCain, or sending out flyers telling people that Republican vote on Nov 4 and Democrats on Nov 5, or purging 50,000 people's names who are eligible and have verifiable proof that they are, telling them they are not eligible and taking them off and blocking them from voting. Please don't make me name all the cheating that is going, because we'd be here all day. It's funny how all of that is coming from the Republican side of the fence ain't it? I'm like Mary J. Blight now, we don't need no haters. Wake up!

GrannyStandingforTruth said...

anonymous 6:50:

You've become so desperate, until you're getting a little pathetic, now. You just don't seem to get it that people are tired of the vicious lies that McCains and Palin are spitting out. Your problem is that you think they're gone to give poor people a few crumbs off your table, so you would vote for people who lack moral values. Whelp, you might learn the hard way, just like that woman I knew when you get to be in those poor folks shoes. Can't say that I'll have as much compassion for you as I do those less fortunate than me though.

Bush and his crew has been stealing you blind, and McCain has been in on that scam, but you love and agree with them because it lines your pockets while the middleclass and poor lose their homes, jobs, and can barely feed their families. Feeding that greed demon is very destructive, but I'm sure you'll find that out in the future. BTW, if it wasn't for those middleclass and poor people, you wouldn't have any wealth, that's the part you don't get. Shaking my head, some folks is just so ungrateful!

Anonymous said...

granny, i grew up repub work with both live around both and i haven't heard ANY of the name calling including i have from this about childish!

and i don't know who raised you but "voter registration fraud" as you called it.....IS CHEATING....

if someone is legally registered to vote then they should vote....everyone should follow the rules on both sides....have the proper id's address, and stay out of the way of legal voters be they dems or repubs!!!!

all i'm saying is i doubt very seriously the majority of people in this or anyother country wants to be forced to give to something they don't feel is right....some of us give at church belong to groups that give back to our communities and family...

by the way no one has answered why obamba hasn't helped out his aged aunt???? i would never allow my family members to live like NO i'm bearly making ends meet.

Anonymous said...

Granny, and everyone, audio of the Farai Chideya show here:

Anonymous said...

sorry to let you down but kove is not how i would describe

yo me politicians are like used car salesmen....i trust ALL of them as far as i can throw them!!!

i risk my life every day for the people in my community and have for most of my life working double shifts then going out and mowing yards painting houses what ever i could find to do to support my one lines my pockets but ME... and that's what dems don't get!!! TAKE CARE OF YOUR's not mine or the gov's respinsibliity...and then i turn on the tele and internet and hear that just because i'm a repub or christian i'm a racist....

Jody said...

anon@7:40.... sigh..... you do NOT do it all yourself. Do you drive on roads? Do your kids go to public schools? Do you support the troops? Do you think that those who are sick, elderly, poor should all be left out in the cold with no help? Did you go to college or want your children to go to college and get grants, maybe federal or state supported loans? Maybe a state college that has tuition that is affordable? Do you want your house to burn down if there is a fire? How about an emergency technician if you have an accident or illness?
Do you ever ride a bus, subway or train? Do you think all the people that do should not longer have access to mass trans?
Do you understand what a social contract is? You are not self made. You had a mother and father. You may have gone to public schools and gotten your education. You drive down public roads. You are defended by this country's military.
This country's infrastructure is literally falling down. We need a new power grid for alternative energy sources. We need to improve our education system (ranked below many countries now) We need to change our healthcare system to make it affordable for everyone.
Think of not just your well being, but the well being of your fellow citizens. You say you are a christian. Well, Christ commanded you to do so.

Anonymous said...

jody i've got no prob helping (i am the emergency techs you speak of are you)i go into the houses and see the folks sitting at home in the middle of the day complaining they can't find work, when i know it's out there,,,i see the folks at the grocery store using food stamps with several kids running around and my wife and i wisely chose to only have two because that is all we could afford.....and i'm suppost to want to give more....NO thank i/me and my family give enough....time for others to GET a job PERIOD

Peace Corps

field negro said...

"Hi, I'm Barak Obama and I want to spread YOUR wealth around so that YOU can take care of MY Aunt who lives in the slums and my brother who lives in a hut!"

I would rather take care of them with my "wealth" than contribute to Cindy McCain's drug addiction. (Cindy McCain being a metaphor for all greedy rich people, who didn't get their wealth the old fashon way.

granny, tnat tape was from the "Kevin Ross" blog talk show.

jody, why are you even trying to give a lucid argument to anon.?

Anonymous said...

The religious right (which is STILL neither) blames McCain's problems on witchcraft:

All I want to know is, what color candles should I use? (I draw the line at that animal sacrifice stuff, though.)

GrannyStandingforTruth said...

I have close relatives that risk their life everyday in law enforcement keeping people safe and protecting them that do some of the same things you do, and they don't complain about doing it, they don't mind doing it, and are cheerful givers, and they're truly, abundantly blessed . In case you didn't get it, in order to receive, you have to give. Giving doesn't just end at the church house and that don't make a person a saint either.

I was raised by my mother and father, both of them worked and were decent, honest people. My parents taught me moral values, the importance of honesty, treating others with dignity and respect, and sharing with those less fortunate then me. I'm a Christian as well and grew up in a church. I come from a long line of preachers and praying people dating back to the 1860's. I've even attended a bible college and can expound on the word. Mostly everyone that is a regular on this board knows that I'm a Christian because I don't deny it. I don't have a heaven or hell to put folks in, nor am I their judge. What people do in their personal life is their own business and likewise.

I don't let name calling bother me, I count it all joy like the word tells me to do. They talked about Jesus Christ and even went so far as to nail him on a cross. BTW, you must not have visited too many Republican blogs or some of those chat rooms. Believe me some Republicans can be awful nasty and some even go so far as to call you nigger and other little derogatory names. Name calling works both ways. This is a blog that discusses politics, which is a nasty business and social problems, they play hardball on here. People's fonts don't bother me. I'm not a coward in person, and I stand every inch of ground I walk on, people are entitled to their opinions. As long as I am breathing I'm entitled to mine.

Now, what I don't understand is you said this "by the way no one has answered why obamba hasn't helped out his aged aunt????" But then you turn around as say this, "no one lines my pockets but ME... and that's what dems don't get!!! TAKE CARE OF YOUR's not mine or the gov's respinsibliity..." That's confusing and a conflicting statement. Now how is it that your so concerned about Obama's family, but on the other hand, you have no compassion for your other fellow human beings. That's hyprocritical don't you think?

Acorn is a big organization, the organization itself was not cheating, it was some of those lazy folks that did it, and they've been fired and jailed for it. They didn't get a slap on the wrist like the young lady with the "B" carved on her face.

Jody said...

@anon 8:08... relax. Since you do not make more than $200 thousand a year, you will not be giving more money, in fact you will be keeping more of your money when Obama is president. He is going to end tax cuts for the rich and corporate tax cuts.... these are the folks that have gotten richer while the rest of us have less money to spend on basic needs. McCain says he wants to make those cuts for the rich permanent. So, you will fare better under Obama. So, don't be an idiot and vote against your interests.
Finally, you do not address my points of all of the public goods and services that benefit you and everyone that your taxes ALSO pay for.
Sorry Field, I just get so tired of these folks that want to roll out the lazy welfare kings and queens as justification for voting against their own interests... that and the lottery mind set that says, hey, we don't want the rich to pay their fair share, cuz one day I might be rich and I can hoard the money, too!

GrannyStandingforTruth said...

sharon hussein ct:

ROFL! That was a good one. Hey, I guess I'll call my voodoo priest cousin in Haiti, and tell him to send me some voodoo dolls, but I'm like you I draw the line at that animal sacrifice stuff. (wink)

Swiff said...

Did you go to the parade, Field?

field negro said...

"I was raised by my mother and father, both of them worked and were decent, honest people. My parents taught me moral values, the importance of honesty, treating others with dignity and respect, and sharing with those less fortunate then me. I'm a Christian.."

granny, you give Christianity a good name.

swiff, I couldn't help it. I went into Center City Phila. to work today, and I couldn't escape the parade. People were all over the damn place. I gave in and went to a buddie's office in City Hall and took a look at the happenings. It was awesome! All that red. And Chase Utley (our second baseman) dropped the F bomb on live T.V. You gotta love it.

Anonymous said...

Granny- I apologize if you think if you think that meant that you are anything other than a honest, christian , law abiding ….in all honesty I truly believe that if you lived next door to my family and I you would realize that even though we’re repubs we are still good people that take care of those that need help….neighbors , family or even folks we don’t know!
I don’t grudgingly serve the public and by the way it’s not just me that’s giving here it’s my wife that goes to bed alone at night my daughters that don’t know if their daddy is going to come home at the end of his shift ….God knows my Mom doesn’t like it my Dad gave his life as a peace officer and I have two firefighter uncles……so NO ONE can point an indignant finger at my family.....
Obama has’nt disavowed people in his life that have not only killed peace officers but has NEVER said he was sorry……I have read his books so don’t say I don’t know what I’m talking about
I don’t mind a hearty debate in fact I love it that’s one of the things that makes this country great is the fact that we can have our own opinions.
You know and I know obama should be taking care of his family….from reading your blogs I KNOW you would be…
Oh, and for the record NO MATER who I’m around I do not tolerate anyone calling anyone “n*$$@r” nasty word absolutely nasty.
And so knw Sharon calling someone an idiot when you don’t even know them isn’t helping your cause.

Peace Out

GrannyStandingforTruth said...

Anonymous 9:52:

No, I didn't think that you were calling me dishonest. I was just telling you who raised me, because you said this,"and i don't know who raised you". Therefore, I was just telling you know who raised me.

BTW, Granny does not dislike, or hate a person, or think they are bad people because they're Republicans. I have a couple of friends and acquaintances that are Republicans and we have some fierce arguments every election season. When the election season is over, we have a good time together, and enjoy each other's company. Granny has a keen understanding of human nature.

I just don't care for McCain and Palin's dishonest tactics, or like their views, or like the corruption in this administration, or like Palin's persona, or the hateful and mean-spirited neo-cons as they call them way of thinking. I have sense enough to know that there are two types of Republicans in that party. Not all Republicans are bad people in my opinion, however, there are some that give the Republican Party a bad name and likewise.

BTW, what makes people think that Obama has to disavow and apologize for every individual person that he has ever came in contact with? He is not responsible for another person's actions, people are responsible for their own individual actions. Obama doesn't owe anyone no explanation for other's behavior.

I don't know how old you are, but Granny lived through that part of history of the Ayers and Anti-war Protestors. Even I have came in contact with every type of protestor in the book back then. You couldn't help but come in contact with them, they were all over the place, unless you were locked up in the house away for human beings. I could tell you somethings that the MSM didn't tell you or that wasn't true in the newspapers or MSM. However, anyone who lived through the 60's and 70's could for that fact, and especially,people residing in the Bay Area, where the University of Berkeley is located.

I remember how they thought Patty Hearst was kidnapped. Yeah right!

GrannyStandingforTruth said...


I know Kevin Ross personally. He is married to one of my younger relatives, and believe it or not, this is the first time I've heard him talk, because he was usually quiet around us when we had family gatherings. If it's the same Kevin Ross that lives in CA outside of L.A.

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